Funny Video On Different Ways To Kill A Vampire
When face to face with a vampire it is always useful to know all of the ways that you can deal with these blood suckers. This vampire video is a comic look at some of the most popular solutions for fighting vampires. Great ideas for role play in a vampire club although you might want to refrain from using them in the real world as some of them are a little violent!
Have a stock of the following ´weapons´ so that you can guarantee your success:
Smelly garlic
Garlic is one of the strongest smelling foods and as vampires are known to have an incredibly acute sense of smell, wearing lots of this potent food will ensure that they are going to want to stay away from you.
Seeds, grain or rice
Counting the seeds or grains will keep them distracted. Apparently vampires would feel compelled to count every single grain of rice or seeds if you were to throw these on the ground according to eastern and Chinese mythology. If you throw enough on the floor, you might just have time to make your escape.
Loads of holy water
Unlike in the movies, if you want to use Holy water to fend off a vampire, you are going to need a lot more than just a few drops - more like a gallon of it. Creates a bit of a logistical problem.
Ye old wooden stake
For this to be effective you need to ensure that the stake is made from cedar, oak or ash - and pointed of course - and you can then embed the stake right in the heart of the vampire.
Nail - long enough to go through the heart
If you find the stake was not effective you can always try a nail instead like they do in Macedonia - much more convenient that a wooden stake anyway.
An axe
On the off chance that the wooden stake was ineffective, chop off the vampires head with an axe to make sure you finish the job.
Vinegar
They are doubly cautious in Crete and having chopped off the head, they then boil it in vinegar.
Matches
To make sure there is no chance of a vampire comeback, build a huge fire and burn the head and body until there is nothing but ash left which you then throw into the water.
You might of course want to do a little vampire test before trying any of these methods to make sure it really is a vampire woman or a male vampire. Or have the vampire show you some credentials like his favorite vampire photo as there are a lot of vampire lifestylers these days and you want to make sure you are getting the real thing, not just an honorary member of the vampire club!